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Two timing.

Loser

Shaf and I were clueless. Four thirty pm. If people pass by, we'll do something impromptu.
And basically we're bullshitting. I can go all day, but i got a phone call this morning. And she started off pretty straightforward..

"Try and kick their asses."
"kick a who?"

I knew it.

Now people can call me Hisham on Sunday,
and make sure no one knows my other nickname for the rest of the week.

And by the way, if you happen to be our lucky 400th visitor,
give me a call. And i'll announce the winner a day after

we're going on a date.

but if your a guy, make sure you know Waiyan's number!

Later!

kris allen screwed up my history paper pfttt.

yesterday morning, - WOOHOO, idol finals todayy, can't wait to see adam lambert kick kris allen's ass!
i had a siviks paper during the live show so i couldn't find out the results til after :(
so i was doing some last minute cramming for my history paper which was starting in like 3 minutes. then someone told me kris had won D;

you know that feeling of getting distracted after hearing something shocking and forgetting everything you studied two seconds ago?

yeah thats what happened & my a1 for history just flew out the window :D

nyhoos, im SO FREAKING DISAPPOINTED pftt !
i mean i know its just AI but i mean, adam was definitely the obvious winner D;
he's so talented and puts on awesome performances compared to kris who looks like someone who just plays by the roadside hmphh!
oh but did you notice simon didnt stand up when kris' name was announced? hah! highlight of the finale!
i bet the show was rigged! or they miscounted!
pftt or maybe dumb jonasbrothersloving small kids text too much .

If your wondering how my weekend ended, Ive got it on video! Which was last few weeks actually. It all started when Ben was lying on the bed. We decided to get him all 'wet'..

Ex-Men

BOY GETS HIT BY A PONDAN, 23.50, SUBANG
just kidding..







The sunset was beautiful all the way. Right from the start until it fades, making its way to the other side. I'm out again, not with the usual crowd. Considering the fact that maybe, I felt almost connected with a local who's smile was gleaming with enthusiasm. It didn't last long. Just right there, that moment it felt kinda nice. More on that later on.

But right now I've been coming across with several ex-men lately. Its funny how I thought they could be a hundred percent female. Right until the first few words that came out from them...

And they seem to have some verbal coded language among themselves. I have no idea what the hell they are referring to. Especially during the first few days of work.

Have I mentioned that I'm part timing around? Promoting fragrance for some moolahs*?

And in this line, you meet people. You talk to them all your way until they decide

'okay I bet this guy's lifeless and all, so i think i'll buy that bottle of Eeu De Toilette just so he won't bug me the next time'

But on a daily basis I have to deal with guys that happen to look like women. And sometimes It gets hilarious.

That is because my peers just happen to be pondans.

They look harmless. But something tells me that teeth can really bite something off.
And they have a huge network too. Every pondan has their own trademark.
Think of it as West side, meets East gangsta kinda thang dawg. you dig?

Other than selling perfumes, They do many more things at night. If you hit around Klang and Bukit Bintang late after midnight, you'll come across more.

Its freaking wierd. Their not hiding anymore.. everywhere...

*moolah, or moolah(s) sometimes use in terms to describe cash, money, or income.

ah-chooo!

swine flu's in malaysia! =x

well since i went out with mrhopefullydoesnthaveswineflu aka juan tjin
i better be on the safe side :D
i'll buy you one juan :D



BUNNY MASK WOOHOO.

:)

but yg i'm not your wife
and trust me, you won't wanna try my cooking ;)

oh oh but i can bake ! i think. well i did bake once :D
well not once but the sugarless brownies don't count. neither do the 'killer' ones =p



see?not thaaat bad D;
i feel like baking. anyone want some? ;D

Breakfast blues

Good morning everyone, I just met Osama Bin Laden in the bathroom mirror.

1 hour of sleep is pretty much all you need to get you going right? All I need is a nice big breakfast from McDonald's with two cups of coffee. Which I haven't had for a long time. Maybe its because that nasi lemak by the roadside goes a long way for only three bucks. Ayam goreng somemore. Not bad weih!

Drats. Ran out of shaving cream. My employer isn't so strict when it comes to working. But the first thing she'll realize is my grooming since I have to promote a product in particular. Somehow she'll use the term 'doing business'.

"Hisham, I want you to at least sell a few bottles of fragrance from Ralph Lauren okay, akak
harap you doing good business, gaji akak kira comission sekali yee?"

I suppose it IS business.. Since I can bullshit to my customers alot about 'ze parfums'...

where the hell is my shaving cream?. My shirt is not well ironed, a bit of ciggarette ash on my trousers, and two hours is not enough to dry a washed shirt. The dry cleaners are nowhere near my neighbourhood area too.

at least I HAVE something to wear rather than showing up with something else. Or nothing.
Okay dun deal. Now for something to eat and it MUST NOT BURN A HOLE IN MY POCKET.

I ran out of bread...

No bread, no toast. But I do have some cold chapatis!

Stupid chapatis..wish they could fit in my toaster. Way convenient.

Thats it. I'm off, and hopefully I don't get celaka customers.

Waiyan, I'm sure your reading this. And I think you should know that most of my friend's wife make sure their husbands are well fed in the morning.

baaaahhhh...

._.

3.33 am :) - i can't sleep !
& add maths is killing me =/

boo x)

helloooo :) I have a blog now ! :D
I have 65 views & I haven't even posted anything ._.
(and no raja I'm not using you to attract people to my blog haha )
Anyways who better to share a blog with the sexayy hisham raja ! <3 We're just friends though :)
I'm not used to typing my thoughts out haha, maybe next time ;)

Stick to the sidelines of 'sex'

The Pickup artists are merely like marketing strategist.
When notoriety strikes, often I hear..

"why are men such assholes?"

"uh.."

'uh' is all I can say...

Thrashing about men in general is pretty much a backup plan
for the faint heart (which probably got dumped the day before.)

But just so you know I'm an idiot when it comes to romance.
everyone is, at some point of their lives.
But here's the thing, If u ask me if I envy all the 'players' out there,
maybe just a little bit.

Greetings

Surprisingly I never thought I'd be able to post under my account. But recently I just found out you could actually collaborate along anyone with a google account.

And so..Raja has moved in town, with the original owner, Waiyan.

thanks waiyan! you'll be hearing something new from me right here from now on.
and so goes for the rest of you.

~Raja